a kid who loves yakult

Yakult Is Similar To Picha Pie

2008-08-05T05:58:00.000-07:00

Here's my latest picture of my newly improved (and cleaned) table! WITH YAKULT!

FASCINATING, isn't it? =D

Arghhhh.
My cellphone is being a retard AGAIN. It has a virus, even the memory card! Now, I'm trying to save money for the sake of buying an anti-virus program which I can claim mine FOR-EVAH!!! Not like those 30-day trial programs all over the internet.

HMPH.

I wasn't happy ever since I got up from bed.
...Wanna know why...?

Coz there were 2 yakult drinks in the fridge and I didn't drink it!!!
...Wanna know why...?

Coz I was saving it for later enjoyment while doing my homework!
But--OH NOOOOOO~!

I was frustrated at some people.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?? HUH?? HUH??

I drank the two of them!!! AND NOW I HAVE NONE!!! How fair is that?? huuuuuuuuuh?? two!! TWO!! TWO!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It wasn't supposed to be that way!!! NO! NOT THIS WAY!!! NOOOOO!!!

YAKULT, you see, is an expensive but a precious drink. The makers somehow managed to create a WONDERFUL drink, which is both healthy and yummy, for people (especially kids like me) ALL OVER DA WORLD.

But the word expensive is still there! OH NOOOOOOOOO!
I can relate myself CLEARLY in a song which I'm goanna type down, NAW.

take note: it's in tagalog + english language so better ask for a translator coz i'm not goanna translate this to you coz i'm angry and when i'm angry i don't do things coz i'm very angry coz some people pissed me off and two of my yakult were gone coz i drank it carelessly without thinking coz people piss me off and coz those people pissed me off i'm NOT GOANNA TRANSLATE THIS THING.

Picha Pie
by Parokya Ni Edgar

at first i was afraid to eat a picha pie
kept thinking this is not a good
this is a picha pie
and i spent o so many nights
just eating my tortang talong
and i grew strong
because of my tortang talong

biglang may box, from outer space
nakita ko sabay kinuha ko
yung box from outer space
binuskan ko at nasindak
may picha pie sobrang laki!
tinikman ko within 5 seconds,
naubos ko parang mani!

ngayon ako, ay ganito
kung 'di ka picha hut o sheki's
you're not welcome, ina mo!
ngayong sa akin picha pie
ayoko nang mahiwalay
para sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay

cos now I love my picha pie
as long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alive
i want all my garlic beef
pepperoni, double cheese
ang picha pie... o picha pie.... penge!

you took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat
gusto ko pa ng picha pie
ngunit ang pera'y di sapat
and so I spent so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
it made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?
ngayon ako ay nagipit!
hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip
medyo mahal ang picha pie
you can't expect it to be free
that's why I'm saving all my money
para mayroong pambili

[look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!]
(huh? picha pie!)
[no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!]
(pi-cha pie)
[pi-]
(pi-)
[zza!]
(cha!)
[pizza!]
(picha!)
[nononono, nonono]

Population Explosion of Jellyfish

2008-08-04T02:59:00.000-07:00

The population of jellyfish are INCREASING people!!!
BEWARE THE GROWING AND STINGING COCKROACH OF THE SEA--THE JELLYFISH

Experts say that it's a sign of ecological destruction. Jellyfish have been turning up in places they once were rarely seen.
A few weeks ago, 300 people on Barcelona's beaches were treated of stings; 11 people were taken to hospital.

Jellyfish problem areas range from Spain to the Gulf of Mexico, Namibia and Sea of Japan. But while jellyfish invasions are a nuisance to tourists and fishermen, for scientists they are a source of profound alarm, a signal of the declining health of the world's oceans.

"These jellyfish near shore are a message the sea is sending us, saying, 'Look how badly you are treating me,'" said Dr. Joseph-Maria Gili, a jellyfish expert.

The explosion of jellyfish populations, scientists say, reflects a combination of factors like severe overfishing of natural predators like tuna, shark and swordfish, and rising sea temperatures caused in part by GLOBAL WARMING.

Jellyfish are the cockroaches of the seas, the ultimate maritime survivors in damaged environments. In the past year, there have been beach closures because of jellyfish swarms on the Cote d'Azur in France, Australia's Great Barrier Reef, and at Waikiki and Virginia Beach in the US. In Australia, more than 30,000 people were treated for stings last year, double the number in 2005. The rare but deadly Irukandji jellyfish is expanding its range in the country's swarming waters.

Officials in Santander and the Basque country were concerned about the frequent sightings this year on the Atlantic coast of the Portuguese man-of-war, a sometimes-lethal warm-water species seldom seen here.

Jellyfish discharge their venom when they bump into something warm, from poison-containing stingers on mantles, arms or long tendrils.

Global warming means warmer seas and drier climates--so jellyfish breed faster--as well as reduced rainfall in temperate zones, allowing the jellyfish to more easily approach beaches.

...
I could use a cold yakult now....

overdosed...

2008-08-03T06:07:00.000-07:00

...by yakult.
the only habit i cannot stop since i first drank yakult. and it was very MEMORABLE.

ANYWAY
here's my story today. It's not just yakult that overdosed me anyway. =p

Today's the annual... Jumble Sale.
I admit; the jumble sale this year is more fun than last year. Maybe, because I got the chance to cooperate with more things than last year when they made me (and a friend) sit aimlessly at a corner and made us draw commissions. It ain't fun at all especially when people force you to draw when you're not in the mood.

Anyways, I went home late after the jumble sale
and here's the reason why....

After all the students have done their "business" duties, some volunteers (including me and my friends) went straight to the library to help the teachers count the tickets. We sweat blood and tears but regardless of that, we had fun (and confusion...without yakult! D: ).

It was around 5:20pm when we finished counting all the tickets. I was about to go home until Diamond called and asked me if I'm going to celebrate Mr. Chee's birthday with them in the staff room. The cake was about to be sliced so I quickly ran back to the school. Unfortunately, when I got there, the cake and food was already served. It was alright for me since I get to eat food anyway. I was hungry. (BUT THERE WAS NO YAKULT! D: )

This was when things got messy.
Mr Chee noticed that I like chocolate, so he gave me two BIG slices of his cake. I didn't mind at first since it's his birthday. I should give him a chance to bully me. However, when I noticed and complimented the cute little chocolate ladybugs on the cake, Mr Chee gave me a thin slice of his cake with a ladybug on top. I was feeling full but the ladybug's cuteness convinced me to EAT it. BWAHAHAHAH.

I was ready to go home after eating the quarter of Mr Chee's cake but then Mr Fam came up and gave me a huge chicken pie.

I...

actually tried...

to EAT it....

I STRUGGLED TO...

but it was no use.

I ended up lying to Mr Fam that I couldn't finish the chicken pie because I don't want to spoil my dinner. And as a souvenir, I bought the chicken pie back home in a container.

ooooh...green container...

Until now...my tummy hurts.
I think I ate too much.
I'm grateful for the food but...
I wish I could have sent it to poor people who needs food. They need it more than I do anyway because I am FULL. Some think that It's just plain food that we buy in stores in every corner stores in the malls and marketplaces but if we go to a poorer country, those food that they say "just plain" is already very precious.

...
*bow*