FASCINATING, isn't it? =D
Arghhhh.
My cellphone is being a retard AGAIN. It has a virus, even the memory card! Now, I'm trying to save money for the sake of buying an anti-virus program which I can claim mine FOR-EVAH!!! Not like those 30-day trial programs all over the internet.
HMPH.
I wasn't happy ever since I got up from bed.
...Wanna know why...?
Coz there were 2 yakult drinks in the fridge and I didn't drink it!!!
...Wanna know why...?
Coz I was saving it for later enjoyment while doing my homework!
But--OH NOOOOOO~!
I was frustrated at some people.
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?? HUH?? HUH??
I drank the two of them!!! AND NOW I HAVE NONE!!! How fair is that?? huuuuuuuuuh?? two!! TWO!! TWO!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It wasn't supposed to be that way!!! NO! NOT THIS WAY!!! NOOOOO!!!
YAKULT, you see, is an expensive but a precious drink. The makers somehow managed to create a WONDERFUL drink, which is both healthy and yummy, for people (especially kids like me) ALL OVER DA WORLD.
But the word expensive is still there! OH NOOOOOOOOO!
I can relate myself CLEARLY in a song which I'm goanna type down, NAW.
take note: it's in tagalog + english language so better ask for a translator coz i'm not goanna translate this to you coz i'm angry and when i'm angry i don't do things coz i'm very angry coz some people pissed me off and two of my yakult were gone coz i drank it carelessly without thinking coz people piss me off and coz those people pissed me off i'm NOT GOANNA TRANSLATE THIS THING.
by Parokya Ni Edgar
at first i was afraid to eat a picha pie
kept thinking this is not a good
this is a picha pie
and i spent o so many nights
just eating my tortang talong
and i grew strong
because of my tortang talong
biglang may box, from outer space
nakita ko sabay kinuha ko
yung box from outer space
binuskan ko at nasindak
may picha pie sobrang laki!
tinikman ko within 5 seconds,
naubos ko parang mani!
ngayon ako, ay ganito
kung 'di ka picha hut o sheki's
you're not welcome, ina mo!
ngayong sa akin picha pie
ayoko nang mahiwalay
para sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay
cos now I love my picha pie
as long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alive
i want all my garlic beef
pepperoni, double cheese
ang picha pie... o picha pie.... penge!
you took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat
gusto ko pa ng picha pie
ngunit ang pera'y di sapat
and so I spent so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
it made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?
ngayon ako ay nagipit!
hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip
medyo mahal ang picha pie
you can't expect it to be free
that's why I'm saving all my money
para mayroong pambili
[look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!]
(huh? picha pie!)
[no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!]
(pi-cha pie)
[pi-]
(pi-)
[zza!]
(cha!)
[pizza!]
(picha!)
[nononono, nonono]